http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/01/12/realtouch-break-all-the-rules-without-breaking-any-promises/
This isn’t at all creepy or anything. You hook this fake vag up to your computer via USB and it moves and contracts, squirts lube, and simulates the insides of a woman while you interact on screen…I will make fun of the first person to actually buy this. A Lot.